Dude Theft Auto

Dude Theft Auto is a hilarious open-world sandbox packed with absurd physics, crazy stunts and endless ways to cause or escape pure chaos.

In Dude Theft Auto, the city isn’t just your playground, it’s a living comedy show where every street corner is an invitation to break the rules. One moment you’re bowling or giving taxi rides, the next you’re in a tank tearing through traffic or running from a police force that’s far too committed to catching you. Packed with ragdoll physics, absurd interactions, and a cast of unpredictable NPCs, it’s a sandbox where your funniest (or most disastrous) ideas can come to life.

LIFE IN THE MAYHEM-FILLED CITY

Dude Theft Auto is no ordinary open world. Cars aren’t just vehicles, they’re getaway rides, stunt ramps, and sometimes weapons of chaos. Helicopters let you skim rooftops, while bikes are perfect for threading through alleys during a heated police chase. The city brims with oddities: a quiet street can suddenly turn into a dance party, a peaceful stroll can escalate into a wild shootout, and the “harmless” NPC might be packing more heat than you are. Missions arrive on your in-game phone, ranging from harmless errands to full-blown crimes.

Chaos, your way

Want to be the neighborhood menace? Grab an RPG, stage a bank robbery, and see how long you can outrun the cops. Prefer low-stakes fun? Stick to bowling alleys, rooftop jumps, or ridiculous physics experiments involving parked cars. The game rewards curiosity, hidden spots, strange mini-games, and weird easter eggs are everywhere. Every session plays out differently because the real script is the one you write through your actions.

Survival tips for new dudes

• Think creatively - Almost anything in the environment can be turned into a tool or weapon.
• Mix fast and slow - Sometimes running headfirst into chaos works, but sometimes you need a sneaky getaway.
• Upgrade smartly - Save your money for vehicles and weapons that fit your style of troublemaking.